I'm stuck in a call room.  OB nights.
I'm tired of putting epidurals in.  More specifically, I'm tired of when you want them.  Yes, I know.  "Natural" child birth is a wonderful thing.  It makes you a wonderful mother.  And you are.

But stop calling me at 3am changing your screams of pain tune.  I need my rest.  I have bags under my ...well ( Read more... )

6 weeks into doctoring.  Thoughts?

Not exactly what I'd thought it'd be.  It's like medical student +.  People ask you stuff, but they really don't expect you to come up with an intelligent answer.  And when you do, you get a doggie treat.

I watched the first episode of Scrubs the night before I started my medicine wards month at the VA.  It was ( Read more... )

Tomorrow I'm heading out to VA.  I just google'd directions...and did you know virginia is near the ocean ( Read more... )

I posted my first craigslisting eloquently stating, "Garage sale...oh and single asian male looking for a good time."

Because that's what you do on craigslist, right?  I'll never, EVER buy anything off of craigslist for the single reason that on the other end, someone is waiting to molest/kill me when we meet to settle the ad....unless it was for ( Read more... )

My first cruise. 7 days and whatever nights in the wonderful land of....places in the caribbean ( Read more... )

Selling a house sucks.  Mostly because I have to clean/tidy the house nicer than to the standards that I normally live.  I feel cheated somehow.  Why couldn't I have lived in THAT nice house for all these years?  I'm already jealous of the future owners of this house.   I'm going to take a deuce right now and not clean the toilet.  That'll show ( Read more... )

Ok, so this is the same ( Read more... )

The elderly lady in front of me in line was confused.  She was blankly staring at the card swipey thing for her credit card (incidently, the fact that I don't have a better way to say card swipey thing means I'm not foo far from being in her shoes ( Read more... )

I haven't worked out in quite a while.  So much, in fact, I can be safely considered "porky."  My wife's probing fingers  into my spare tire (and subsequent giggles) have motivated/shamed me into working out again.  I borrowed this P90X thing from a friend and today ( Read more... )

So after 2 years of teaching (Biology/Physics/Chemistry/Anatomy) I decided to move on.  The kids were great.  I was surprised how easy it was to connect with them.  But, the parents mostly sucked.  A lot.

I enrolled in a master's program for funsies.  During this time we had our first child.  She's two now and the most beautiful girl on the planet ( Read more... )