Not to be too much like jsdklbut...

[woodsrider97]

Speeding driver blames lack of goats  I know, I know...  You just have to read it!

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[dead_fishes]

Now read it in Swedish chef...

because she threatened

[woodsrider97]

http://rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=bork&url=http%3A%2F%2Ftoday.reuters.com%2Fnews%2Farticlenews.aspx%3Ftype%3DoddlyEnoughNews%26storyid%3D2006-09-06T165435Z_01_N06196400_RTRUKOC_0_US-GOATS.xml%26src%3Drss

[wrm_mpth_genuin]

Man -- I'd drive hellafast if I didn't have to worry about those goats! The ones with the leathery wings that leave your arms and legs crawling with tiny insects that are so small that no doctor could see them -- no matter how many times you show them -- those ones are the worst.

Damn goats.