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[woodstock_89]

Ok, you know what? No.  You do not fucking decide to be the fattest person ever and tap dance in the room above me at friggin 7 in the morning.  Because then I have visions of sawing your feet off so that all you have are little noiseless nubs for legs.  We have a dance studio in the basement for Christ's sake!!

And they're still going...

Comments

[aboondabah]

HAHAHAHA...a fat person tap dancing...

[randomamusement]

If you cut off enough of someone's legs, would that make them a midget? Or just an invalid? I wish you had a tap dancing midget. Hell, I wish I had a tap dancing midget.

[aboondabah]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh my God Jessica.

[woodstock_89]

a FAT tap dancing midget

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[comradealexeo]

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