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I'm hurting because he's hurting.
It's really that simple.

Dear Paul Rudd,

Are peg legs sexy?

Love,

Jessica

Dear Paul Rudd,

I just wanted to let you know that I've attended ever class this week, and volunteered for an extra shift at work. I spent hundreds of dollars at the hobby store trying to find, well, a hobby, to keep my wringing hands at ease. Paul Rudd, why are things so hard?

Love,

Jessica

I'd really rather it not be my birthday, anymore.
Can I just take an Ambien and wake up tomorrow?

I NEED MORE ANTIDEPRESSANTS! STAT!

...but seriously.

The therapist says:

The people who mind don't matter,
and the people who matter don't mind.

I had the worst headache in the world today so they gave me some Vicodin. La la la.

I'm just going to listen to my music in a really loud sort of way so I don't have to think about what could be causing this awful, awful mood I'm in.