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I love it.

So guys like it when a girl swallows, right? Well I was thinking today, it can't be a very pleasant surprise for the little spermies. Just imagine, you're swimming along down this long pink tube in a heated race against all of your brothers and sisters thinking that finally you've been given your big break after so many that have come and gone.( ( Read more... )

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It really sucks when someone you care about is going through a crisis and you know there's nothing you can say to make them feel better. What do you say to someone whose world starts to fall apart around them?

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It's funny how, when you're in a slump, finding new good music will lift your spirits. Scars on Broadway is the shit, even if it's not System of a Down.

You may not be a fan of this type of music but there's no denying how awesome this video is.

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1. What movie have you seen the most time in the theater? How many times?
Back in highschool a friend and I went to see Fight Club at least 8 times.

2. What was the last movie you walked out of in the theater?
Bats... oh Lou Diamond Phillips, where did you go wrong?

3. What is the first movie you remember seeing in a theater?
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