Can anyone teach me how to stop being socially retarded?

I had surgery this past friday, they had to cut a skin cyst tumor out from behind my ear drum so I was in bed at the hospital for over 24 hours and completely missed friday all together. I've got some time off of work as a result of this surgery and have been keeping strange hours due to the medication because I just randomly have to go to bed ( Read more... )

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I really really hope that this is an april fool's day joke.

Yahoo has managed to turn their mail system into shit. I've used it for like 10 years now, ever since I started using the internet but no more. If you need me you can find me at mcchickeninthehat@gmail.com from now on.

Also why is it impossible to find a Rhymenocerous or Hiphoppopotomus icon?

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Why is it everytime I go to Wal-Mart I get the urge to take a shit?

So I applied to take some online college courses, assuming they don't shit a brick when they get my highschool transcripts I think I'm in and will be starting on january 7th. I'm gonna start my own fraternity called Wana Apl Pi. It's pretty exclusive, just me so far. We're having a kegger next week but you're not invited, frat brothers only. It ( Read more... )

So Canada seems to have a taken a different approach to safety in the workplace. Rather than just tell you what not to do wrong they opt to scare the ever living fuck out of you so you never make these mistakes.

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Man, Dexter just gets better and better.

So I get out of bed this morning and carry on my normal routine of getting ready for work. I'm in the shower still half asleep when all of a sudden I hear an uproar of women screaming outside my window and imagine Godzilla busting through my wall any minute when I hear someone yell out "WE LOVE YOU OPRAH!!" Apparantly I was naked within 20 feet ( Read more... )

I realize I've been a bit picky with movies lately, with some of the stuff I've seen in recent years I've come to expect just a little bit more than what movies these days want to give most of the time. Some say I'm too "cultured" but I'm just straight up and if it sucks I'll tell you it sucked and why it sucked. So this could be me being a bit ( Read more... )