A - Alphabet using Sexual Terms ( Read more... )

IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN!!! Yes, it's A NEW JOURNAL ENTRY!!!
*silent audience*

...with monkeys?

*audience goes wild during a standing ovation*

Thank you, thank you. I'd like to start things off with a new picture of myself for those of you in the internet world who are not able to see me in person.

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MENDENHALL HAS FOOD

http://www.ecu.edu/Mendenhall/

Well, after playing football with the band, I'm pretty psyched.

I made a .gif of the infamous "Jessie play" we created.

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Things that apply to me are capatolized ( Read more... )

I felt like updating for some reason...
must be my hypothalamus.

Anyway, today started a little rough. I left my alarm clock (a.k.a. my cell phone) downstairs, so my mom woke me up at 7 >.< I got to class late and got lunch detention. Then, at english, I was under the influence that I had to bring my work on disc, but since I did pictures instead ( Read more... )

Hello LJ-stalkers, friends, and enemies alike.

I have a girlfriend now! Her name is Becca. It's a long story...

And, by request, here is a picture of me with black hair.
(thanks goes to Amanda.)

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Ok, so basically, I showed Linz the e-mail that I got form "Kelly" and she took it opon herself to reply to her. I wanted to stop her, but oh well... this was the end result:

From: "Woody, Alex"
To: "Kelly Leonhardt" Hey hun; it's Lindsey, Alex's girlfriend [woody's]. What's shakin' bacon? Please stop referring to my boyfriend as 'sexy'. Yes, I ( Read more... )

Well, this week wasn't all that great. Depressed most of the time. Gladly, my friends were really happy this week, so I couldn't stay sad. Sarah left for Florida today. Godspeed, I guess. I learned some stuff from her before she left. I kinda wish I hadn't, but whatever, you kinda have to visit friends before they leave. I'm pretty sure she'll have ( Read more... )

Ok, for every time that I said that someone can't love me, I am proven wrong. This is the unfortunate tale of what happens if your are too nice to a 14-year-old ( Read more... )