If two guys are on an elevator and one farts, everyone knows who did it.

V. Smart: the world's first educational video game system. Why the fuck would any kid ever want to play one of those?

Congratulations to President Bush for winning an election that only a sore loser and complete ass hole would contest. Senator Kerry, go fuck yourself.

I got in trouble for talking about farting at dinner tonight. So did my dad.

I was at Joel's last night and Kerry was over there. He was wearing a Superman shirt and playing Halo all by himself. He started getting his ass kicked and began to swear. Joel said "You're Superman. Superman can't swear." To which I replied, "No, but he can ride around in a wheelchair for ten years and then die." I don't think I've seen Matt ( Read more... )

WoofiethePirate: yo g dawg
natalierochell: hey
natalierochell: what r dong
natalierochell: doing
WoofiethePirate: if you haven't figured out what dong is yet
natalierochell: don't even go there
WoofiethePirate: i don't know why nate is dating you

Cream of mushroom soup also makes everything better. As does cheese. What if you put all three on the second greatest food ever: meatballs ( Read more... )

Tabasco Sauce. . . on . . . everything.

Ever get going on a train of thought and then get distracted. Then when your mind returns, you think it is actually something you need to do? I did that. I am such a dumb piece of shit.

http://members.aol.com/rafleet/fallout.htm

How to build your own fallout shelter. That will prove to be useful in the coming zombie plague.

Speaking of the zombies, I've noticed an abundance of people walking around my subdivision at all hours. Be they zombies?