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I am a pathetic ass.

My mom slammed her hand in the toilet.

I don't know.

POOP

P

is for

Pleasant

O

is for

Overwhelming

O

is for

Organic

P

is for

Philosophical


What Does Your Name Mean?

Quote of the day: "Why is it when I tell a customer we're out of chimineas they want to talk to a manager? Is the manager going to go back in the bathroom and shit one out?"

Credit goes to the DH of garden at the Depot.

After my shift today, I go to the bathroom to do what one would expect and then proceeded to wash my hands. On my way out Daniel walks in.

"What's going on?" he inquires.

"Taking a shit," I reply. Daniel nods, then laughs as I exit the bathroom.

I'm also 14% emo. Way too fucking emo if you ask me.

I came across an english paper I wrote last fall which contained the following quote: "The inclusion of actors, little people, and porn industry mega-moguls in California's gubernatorial race is conducive to creating a political environment that only Jonathon Swift could truly appreciate."

I thought it was pretty cool.

While I was driving through my subdivision Thursday morning on my way to school, I saw an elementary school kid sitting in his driveway waiting for the bus. Then a big brown dog walked up and started humping his shoulder. I don't remember the last time I laughed so hard.