You are at Crinkley Bottoms and sitting on a big chair. Suddenly Noel Edmonds comes striding in. Your pulse races. He sits down on the edge of your chair, eyeing you up. He kisses you and brushes his soft beard against your chest. He then whispers in your ear ( Read more... )

****I do not condone binge drinking ( Read more... )

Hello my dears ( Read more... )

Karl Kennedy is looking fit in a tank top.

Merry Christmas one and all!
I am very lucky to have such nice presents and such a nice family. I thought I'd just rememeber that. Thank you to whatever/whoever caused it
xxx

Well done everyone, the panto was really good! xxx

I have my itunes on shuffle and at the moment it seems to be favouring deepky romantic songs, putting me in a romantic mood. Amy is caressing my hair and we may become lesbians soon, I am waiting for her to make the first move ( Read more... )

Soooooo.... I'm avoiding work as usual. I have a meeting with my lecturer at 5 10. He is always so behind. I doubt i will get to see him before 5 30. It is almost laughable, but not quite. Yeah so i'm discussing my project with him. Only thing is that so far there is no project, hence my work avoidance ( Read more... )

Look, I'm updating again ( Read more... )

Heya, sorry I haven't updated in a while ( Read more... )