Edit: If you are under 16 then you have no choice but to be good. Sigh, all this responsible adult stuff is tricky.

Must be a good example, must be a good example, must be a......

So.... I leave Bristol in just over an hour. I am returning to the house of woman. This summer has been good but it is now autumn and the Ruth must fly east. I won't be online for about a week due to a lack of internet connection in the house of woman. Will miss you all.

So byebye, be good and if you can't be good wear a condom,

Ladies, (apologies if you are a gentleman but I didn't know any gentlemen read this ( Read more... )

Hello people. Sorry I haven't updated much recently but there hasn't really been much to talk about. I've been slogging my guts out at the zoo. Oh shit the phone went and I don't have time to finish this now..

Hello boys n girls! Plenty to catch up on ( Read more... )

Hello all ( Read more... )

Jo, you massive Ho. Have you stolen my toploader CD? ONKA'S BIG MOCHA.
If not, I have lost it. Sigh. That was my coolest CD....

Name Four Bad Habits You Have ( Read more... )

Firstly, I will start with a wee bit of advice for my smaller livejournal friends: GO TO UNIVERSITY ( Read more... )

Apparently Fran isn't actually dead and it may have been her mother who died. Can anyone shed any light on this?