I've slept almost all day ( Read more... )

I know no one wants to hear it but I'm kind of miserable.
I have to admit I do enjoy fencing, though.
I'm glad my costume didn't come with an ass crack-amplifier.
Let's hope the penis-protection flap thing isn't just for looks, though.

Edited: SWASHBUCKLER!!!

I'm sick and don't like college.
"My nose is a faucet" is no longer metaphorical.

Today I made a quasi-racist joke.
Without even meaning to.
???

I guess I just really hate Asians/Andrew.

PS Andrew's a pervert.

I have the ability to cry a lot.
It sort of burns my face.
I shouldn't have shaved.

GAY

I like my new glasses;
but not so much my chest hair*.

*The latter isn't too bad considering one of my heroes is in the same boat.

PS stamp
v. stamped, stamp·ing, stamps
v. tr.
1. To bring down (the foot) forcibly.
2. To bring the foot down onto (an object or surface) forcibly.
3. To extinguish or destroy by or as if by trampling ( Read more... )

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10 years ago i was............ a pretty happy little kid ( Read more... )

katie broke up with me.