I had an assignment for writing class the other day -- Write an essay describing something you like. That was it, so I banged out this masterpiece.

Up until about a year and a half ago, as far as I was concerned, Taco Bell was just another ordinary fast food restaurant. It was comparable to the likes of McDonalds and Kentucky Fried Chicken and I ( Read more... )

I got home from school today, sat down and started on homework that isn't even due until tomorrow. I need to have a cigarette, drink a few beers and play an over-violent video game to make sure I haven't lost my sanity.

Stfu and gtfo my journal, noobs. Owned.

And I only had one class - math. And let me tell you, my teacher is hot. She's like 24, just out of college and she has an ass that Jennifer Lopez would envy. She has a boyfriend though.. but he's way the hell over in Germany; Winner. She's also a pushover so Im guessing the class will walk all over her. Man, I hope she likes being hit on, so ( Read more... )

I gave my sister a case of beer for her birthday. I can't think of a more loving and caring present a brother could give.

It's Digiorno.

And another thing... something that everyone should know, though it seems half of the worlds idiots don't. 25 = 40. 35 = 50. 65 = 80+. Learn to drive or get off the road, noobs.

My journal kicks ass