unipire, dracunicula, or unicula?

[woot_child]

Thousands of years ago, Dracula and a Unicorn walked into a bar. They were the best of friends because they understood each other. Dracula understood that Unicorns had to live in seclusion because poachers (Orcs) desired their magical horns, and the Unicorn understood how Dracula had to live in seclusion because everyone wanted to burn him to death

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[muchomucho6912]

uhhh.....what?

[zombieaps]

I got it Gannon and I love you.