Hey what's up? I'm listening to The Presidents of the United States of America, phew that's a mouth full. Aye, aye tis tis. Well I've been to things been doin' stuff and I just thought ... well I don't really know but I do know this: I've set a record for number of elpises used in an live journal entry ... which I gues is only two ... or three. I ( Read more... )

Dearest livejournal we have not spoken in some time. I have seen many things on my travels abrod. It has been seven days since we parted I love you

Sincerly,
Jonathon Harker. (The main character in Dracula, yeah I know I'm Kenu Reeves)

So marsupials, (pouched animals) the males have a forked penis and the females have two vaginas. I learned this while playing You Don't Know Jack 2.


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Well I hate celebrities and I hate hearing about them. Moving on in a fraction of fortnight we will be on spring break. I have most of plans secured. They involve a cabin, RPGs, books, books, and more books. I'm going to get writing done and it's going to be awesome. I'm going to bathe myself in free time. Well I don't have much else to add because ( Read more... )

It turns out I'm a time traveler:


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Cunt shit piss fuck. Oh hey what's up? No I'm not angry or frustrated.

There's one thing you should see:

http://www.wimp.com/juggernaut/

yup I know you can thank me later.

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