Good lord.
I think I might be drunk. Or delirious.
Or, maybe, deliriously drunk. (The fact that it took me three attempts- both times- to spell the word 'delirious', and that I'm still unsure of whether or not I've spelt it ... correctly ... is proof enough that I'm intoxicated by some sort of..something. Yup. Improvisation, people, it comes in handy ( Read more... )

Righty ho, then. The first proper post since abandonment of LJ, and already I'm a day late.
-_- Fail.

(Or, as I'd prefer, EFFF. A part of that extensive vocabulary of mine, standing for Epic Fucking Faily Fail)

But instead of teaching the weird and wonderful unknown language which has resided itself in my head, I think I'd prefer to actually get on to ( Read more... )

Making Amends

Oh, dear. It would appear that I've completely abandoned LiveJournal since my last update, in October 2009. Well...yes. I have. But seriously?
October 2009.
Jesus Christ, that was over a year ago.
WHAT THE BAGOAS WAS I THINKING?!

( Some rather dull information about myself which could be passed off as an apology for abandonment and a request for your trust again...using a bribe... Shhhh! )

( No, my name is not Chucky, my name is something which isn't too hard to pronounce- but wth, call me Chucky! )

-you may have guessed. Yup. I'm feeling fine, darlings, absolutely ab fab! 
Anyhoo. Where were we? Oh yeah . . . number thirteen of la Turkeyland Confessions (=DD) :

"Reptiles" and "air con" mean different things to Thomas Cook reps.

Right. Well, on the first night my cuz Vanessa came to the hotel and were talking about this and that and blah blah ( Read more... )

( I no speak Eengleesh. )

( Tip for when in water: if the water is suddenly warm and you're surrounded by small children, I would recommend taking a shower. )

( Big applause for Meester Eddie on karaoke! YAAAYYY, I'VE FINISHED TEN! ONLY ABOUT 50 MORE TO GO! WOOT! =DD And What Not! =DD )