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[woozie_doodles]

Homer: I'm that piano genius from that movie- 'Shine'!
Guard: And your name is?
Homer: Shiny McShine?

Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I'd like to collect my mail
Post office guy: Alright, Mr Burns. What's your first name
Homer: (Pause) I don't know

Comments

[pinn_cushion]

"Under the sea! Under the seeeaa! There'll be no accusations just freindly crustacians unnnderr the seaaaa!"
Or if you'll remeber back to the ninth grade... "Under the sea where the crabs eat Amy ::lots of creepy hand motions::"
Oooh! Ooh! and "I'm shaavin' my shoul-ders! I'm gettin' it all shaved off!"
I ♥ Homer.

[woozie_doodles]

OH MY GOODNESS!!! I'd completely forgotten about that Amy thing until I read your comment!!! Now I remember the WHOLE thing.

They start of on the beach doing some stupid dance and then waves come crashing over. They sink and then she starts singing 'Under the Sea'. Then a shark comes by and chomps on her!!! That was ingenius!!

I love Homer too.

[pinn_cushion]

She was on a boat not a beach I think, it was like horn blower, and she was dancing to a little pirate jig and then the waves washed her into the water then she got chomped by a shark and it went something like "Uuuunder the s-AHHHH! AH! AHH! ::CHOMP!::
Ingenius.

[woozie_doodles]

"Chomp chomp chomp"!!!!

Yeah, I think it was the boat alright. How I ever forgot this, I don't know.I mena, how Amy could have liked Hornblower, I don't think I'll ever understand either. Eurgh.

[celery_chew]

Homer is so awesome.

[woozie_doodles]

Yes. Yes he is. And woe to anyone who doesn't agree.

Matt Groening and the other writers of the Simpsons are just so clever. It's not fair. I want their wit and intelligence.

[celery_chew]

Haha, who doesn't?