Condiments and condoms are two very different things [R; Gintoki/Kagura]

[worblehat]

Title: Condiments and condoms are two very different things
AUthor: worblehat
Fandom: Gintama
Pairing: Gintoki/Kagura
Rating: R
Summary: Kagura asks about the birds and the bees.
Notes: Written for distilled. ♥~ Unbeta'd because I'm laaaaaazy.
Word Count: 1,321

Comments

[tsundere]

WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY DID IT.

I'm dying over here, you just don't know. I was already gone by the end of the tweezer comment.

[danbi]

I TOLD YOU I WOULD.

AHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHAH. I felt so bad for Gintoki. I HAD to redeem him.

Oh shit, logged into the wrong account. Whatever. ♥~

[scarlet_pencil]

OMG. THIS. THIS IS SO AWESOME. AND SHINPACHI, ROFL AT SHINPACHI! XDDDD This is utterly awesome and pure crack in a crack filled series! XDDDD I love it!

[worblehat]

I'm so glad you enjoyed it! I guess my crack!muse is well-suited for this fandom. Shinpachi knows how to work the system. :|

Thanks for reading! ♥

[saveus_milkboy]

i was laughing and all was well until the "...hypothetically?"
there, i was dead. a state which continues on.

[worblehat]

I'm glad! I was going for laughs with this one. It's hard to write real smut in this fandom.

Thanks for reading! :)

[furato]

I normally run away from anything Gintoki/Kagura but something this cracky is worth the minor scar on my soul. ...well almost. Ouch. And Shinpachi = ♥

[worblehat]

This isn't my favourite pairing, by any means. BUT. I felt compelled, in this case. I'm glad it was worth it. I love making Shinpachi randomly appear.

Thanks so much for reading!

[tasogareika]

I LOOK AT THIS AND LAUGH. XDDDD

This is like the FIRST TIME EVAR I've read a Gintoki/Kagura fic, and it is HILARIOUS. LOLOLOLOLOLOL. XD Kinda scarred me though. But its kinda funny and absloutely cracktastic! XD Great work as usual!

Now do a Gintoki/Hijikata one, damnit.

[worblehat]

AS DO I.

HAHAHAHAHAH, it's the only time I've WRITTEN Gintoki/Kagura fic. I'm glad you gave it a chance. Scarring is part of the process. :| Thank you!

....AHAHAHAHAHAHAH squared. Did one and two so far.

[tasogareika]

Already read them AHAHAHAHAHA.

NOW I DEMAND NUMBER THREE. >DDDDD

[worblehat]

FIIIIIIIIIIIINE.

I'm working on it! I have to write random Hunter X Hunter pedo!fic first. >.> But after that, I'm going to see what else I can do for my unexpected Gintama OTP.