You should always close your internet browser before someone approaches [Gintama | GinHiji | PG-13]

[worblehat]

Title: You should always close your internet browser before someone approaches.
By: worblehat
Fandom: Gintama
Pairing: Gintoki/Hijikata
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Hijikata finds Gintoki reading yaoi on the internet and has a few questions.
Notes: Self-beta'd. And there's a short note at the end explaining a reference.
Word Count: 2,321

Comments

[galeaya]

Omg, are you serious!? I haven't seen it.. O.O

I want to see! XO

Good job dearie! You're so full of parfait-win. And that bit about Catherine, LOL. I am officially stalking you and your fics. XDDDDD

[bemysty]

*random lurker flies in to swiftly execute brainpain*

[galeaya]

oh random lurker, I thank thee for breaking my already broken brain. XDDDDDD

[worblehat]

It's at gintama_route18 and it's called DDD! if I remember correctly. Someone was nice enough to link one of the panels but the whole thing is...asdlfkndld kind of disturbing. Unless you like massive giant dogs involved in sex.

Thank you! I'm glad you liked it. And ahaha, I have an unhealthy obsession with Catherine because...she's just so sexy. :||

[thepurpleranger]

TY for digging up fresh memories of that doujin ;__; In those few moments when my eyes rested on that huge, pixelated tower of Babel, I knew I would never be the same again.

I love the fic though!! Kondo using facebook= hee hee win

[worblehat]

IT WAS SO SCARRING. For me, at least. That pixelated Tower of Babel was one of the hottest things I've ever seen in my life. No, really. :||

Haha, thanks! I'm glad it was entertaining. Poor Kondo, he never wins. But it's part of why I love him. ♥

[nicotine_gum]

LOL Crack!!! ♥

[worblehat]

Haha, yep. Thanks for reading! :)

[neji_chan]

I've recently gotten into Gintama (I blame Hijikata) and this became my favourite pair in no time. I've just read not only this but everything else you wrote and I have to say, I hope you keep writing this pair because your take on the characters is perfect. And you capture the tone of the series ^^

"These are some interesting sexual positions," said Okita. "But who are they kidding? You're not a seme." LOL I have to agree with Okita in this XDD

[worblehat]

Hijikata is amazing, so I can see how that happened. I love his voice actor and his obsession with mayonnaise and how angry he gets and- Well, I could go on for a long time, but I'll stop there and just admit that I honestly didn't even thoroughly consider the pairing until I saw fanart of them back when I was first watching. But then I kept watching and episode 48 happened and I was just sold on it. Definitely my favourite pairing of any fandom.

...Long ramble aside, I'm glad you enjoyed this! Gintama is by far the easiest fandom for me to write in, because it's got that nice dose of humour/crack to play with, which is more my style. And asldknfds I'm glad you enjoyed the other fics, too, ahaha. I'll definitely keep writing this pair, because it's too much fun not to. :D

Poor Hijikata. You're probably right. Haha.

[neji_chan]

I love his voice actor too. It was weird hearing that voice in someone other than Zoro, but it suits him. ::lol:: His obsession with mayonnaise! XD (a friend knows a guy who actually puts mayonnaise in the soup o.O). I also love how easily he gets scared XD If possible, the Itou arc I saw yesterday made me love him even more.

I'm attracted to those kind of pairings, ever since One Piece (Zoro/Sanji is my OTP of all OTPs). It's the fighting; you just know there's something more than simple rivalry XDD
Wait, is 48 the episode where Hijikata has a day off?

Sorry for the fangirling, I only know one person who likes Gintama ^^U Anyway, looking forward to your next fic!

[worblehat]

Oh God, Kazuya Nakai is my favourite voice actor, with Tomokazu Sugita [Gintok's VA] as a close second. I'm happy any time he shows up in something I'm watching. As for Hijikata, his obsession with mayonnaise is just...well, gross, but amazing. :D The Itou arc...that made me cry, I have to admit. Hijikata is easily my favourite character.

Zoro/Sanji is fun! I'm more of a Luffy/Sanji girl - which I know isn't popular, but I can't help liking weird pairings. A lot of people seem to like the rivalry thing! I'm not as into it; the thing I like about GinHiji is how similar they are and - well, there are a lot of other things, but that's where my interest started.

YES. AND HE KEEPS RUNNING INTO GINTOKI AND THEY TRY TO OUT-DO EACH OTHER IN THE SAUNA AND GINTOKI COMPLIMENTS HIJIKATA'S HAIR [SORT OF] AND IT'S JUST AMAZING. *________*

I totally understand. I only had two or three people on my friends list who liked it until they had that friending meme @ gintama a few months ago. Feel free to ramble away. And aww, thanks!

[sommar]

XDDDDDDDDDDDD
I loved it!!!
^^

[worblehat]

Awww, I'm glad! Thanks for reading and commenting, I appreciate it. :)