( Cut For Kindness )

Pretty nice dude ( Read more... )

So it has been five months since I saw my first rough cut of WATCHMEN, and eight days since the premiere of the film I've been working on since late in the year 2000 ( Read more... )

There are three vital facets you'll need to master in order to write a successful TV drama; they are: gimmick, plot and characters. With the aid of this guide you'll quickly develop each of these skills and be on your way to catapulting your little idea into the hearts and minds of an entire nation ( Read more... )

A brief rundown of things to expect when driving from Portland OR to Las Vegas NV in a span of less than 48 hours ( Read more... )

As many expected, given my inability to finish anything ever -- I did not succeed in my 100 movies in one calendar year goal. Burning out as I entered the home stretch, I just could not force myself to go see Rocky Balboa on the last day of the year. But here are 99 moments from the 99 movies I saw, in more or less order of moment preference. ( Read more... )

I step outside and the heat pushes past my lips and through my nostrils, parching all traces of moisture on their way to my throat. Little sun-borne hands snake down my windpipe, greedily clutching every last feather of cool, air-conditioned oxygen from my lungs ( Read more... )

Know why? Cause nobody reads this shit anyway.

I don't even know who you are. I don't even know who I am.

I should make all my entries private. Fuck all you haters with no dicks.

Ice cream for breakfast is one of life's truest pleasures ( Read more... )

Yesterday in the mall I saw an adorable Japanese businessman eating an ice cream cone. He was wearing little spectacles and a nicely tailored suit.

More people should eat ice cream in a cone.
Except for me.
It always runs down the side and gets my fingers sticky.