For all you lost new grads out there, this'll teach you not to be in a hurry to find a job ( Read more... )

i am going to make a conscious effort to plan my getaway. i mean what's the point of making the dollar if you don't set time away to play? so first step, do some research on those foreign lands i'd like to visit. then, get a new passport. after that, let the world spin.

just call me the...


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i had to cancel my date with johnny last night due to the ever not-so-unpredictable life of a TCA @ K&E, LLP. has anyone ever heard of a tickler? it's a calendaring system that reminds you weeks and days in advance before your deadline so that you are not stuck at the very last minute trying complete your tasks. appearently, folks at K&E don't ( Read more... )

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mark farina's the shit. if you didn't know, shucks.

and jerry was pretty f-ing hot too.

fyi, jerry was on the last season of the bachelorette. [ya, so.]

p.s. happy birthday cuz.

"This book sucks." He opens book to face.
"Planning on getting married?" I ask.
"Thinking about it...this is the deciding factor, I think."

I've never known how much trouble a man has to go through to buy such a thing. Good to know he's doing his research and that some men do. Although, I'm sure he can afford to skip all that and just purchase

me pissed drunk = obnoxious.

let me just hide under a rock for a while.

good bye.

for the first time in my life, i felt the earth move in an elevator.

this is the best birthday EVER!

don't ask me what i want us to drink because i'll more often than not suggest a shot of patron ( Read more... )