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to:princess jessica lauren pussyfart bratface taylor-cappanegro

Thank you for the SHAQ t shirt. I love you, even if you go out of your way to tell me about how you get drunk and work your ass into black guy's crotches.

luv:james r. hogan, esquire

IamnotJR: I will use any excuse to have tits for a day
theliestheylived: you're such a fag.
IamnotJR: you should definitely dress up like a dude
theliestheylived: so you'd be attracted to me?
IamnotJR: actually the only reason i want to go is that I can try to have sex with you afterwards because I have a bizarre fantasy of having some dude ( Read more... )

TOP FIVE REASONS WHY JOHN F. KENNEDY IS BETTER THAN RONALD REAGAN ( Read more... )

i miss you already (and you're only picking up dinner).

attention; jessica,
relationships over the internet do not work. relationships over the phone do not work. stop trying to learn the hard way. you never learn. the more you depend on people who are not dependable the more you are let down. stop letting yourself be let down.

sometimes i wonder if you're creating distance between us on purpose, or if you don't even realize it's happeneing.

hands down, best weekend in a long time. rainer maria, sleater- kinney, shopping, naps, cosi, and meridith.
now i have to wash my gross dishes from last week. gross.

i've left my room a total of three hours in the last twenty four. the blood brothers cancelled. i missed seventy five percent of the conversation tonight because i'm not scene enough. i won't have any sort of human interaction in the next twenty hours. i rule.

[-]spending six hours in a car on a drive that should have taken no more than an hour and a half ( Read more... )