might start using this again. i wonder if anyone would notice. keeping it on the downlow, yo.

i miss writing.

Roses are red
Violets are bOH NO LOOK OUT IT'S BEES
THEY ARE IN MY MOUTH
OH GOD

Today is Annoying Thursday. I think it's Thursday anyway ( Read more... )

You know, if 2007 is anything like 2006 then it can just fuck right off, along with any subsequent year. I'm tired and my everything aches.

It occurs to me that work takes up a considerable amount, if not too fucking much of my life, yet I have dedicated absolutely zero column inches to it here. This is probably because I haven't updated with anything apart from web comics and pictures of Dylan Moran for quite a while now but still. So today I will rectify this. Today, I present to you ( Read more... )

I just returned to my desk to find someone has post-it noted everything on it, including "spoon" "monitor" and "OK magazine" (not mine.) Cath was cackling maniacally. She claims it was not her. I think she is a liar.

Phone-*ring ring ( Read more... )

yo mama so poor, somalia sent her a cup of water with plastic wrap over the top says ( Read more... )

last night i got drunk with strangers. i wake up today to find my sheesha knocked over, blood dotted around my room and matted in my hair and pillow and a mild concussion.

result!

STAY out of MR T'S BINS says:
i've divided my msn list into three groups
STAY out of MR T'S BINS says:
"awesome people," "cunts" and "more cunts"
STAY out of MR T'S BINS says:
i am the only one in the awesome people group

so fuck you cunts