hey, bizzatch; are you doing anything for your birthday? and if so, when are you doing it? i need to know when to start making excuses for not being able to afford presents ^~ <3x
Yeah, I can relate. I'm in a similar situation now, which is why I end up losing myself in the internet or World of Warcraft or random books in order to avoid social contact. Two of the guys who live on my hall are super-religious and talk about religion constantly, so we end up offending each other any time I have a conversation with them. Then there are the guys who take over the kitchen every Thursday night to watch football and trash the place with their drunken celebrations of some guy kicking a ball into a goal.
The whole "meeting new people" thing never seems to work very well for me. I'm getting a flat with some friends next year so I can leave these fuckers behind.
yep, you try to give people a chance, figure YOU'RE the horrible jaded cynic who's not letting anyone in. then when you try you realise all your prejudices are valid and most people are fucking shitcock cunts.
...then i realised they woke up at 6:30am every morning to get together for a group meeting to co ordinate their outfits for the day. they also got a taxi from their halls to our college which takes 2 minutes to walk.
Jeez, how can anyone take these people seriously? :/
I relate. (its worse when they talk in really high scottish accents, im so glad i live with Nigella lawson and a fellow nymphomaniac this year).
Try finding an annoying habit - like spitting in their food, leaving your pubes in the shower, masturbating loudly. All these are fun things to escalate the situation so that they fuck off for the holidays back to daddy. Putting added peroxide in their hair dye/shampoo is also fun, it leads to green hair if you use the right one.
I have exacted terrible revenge upon them whilst drunk. i will not speak of it here, or ever but i had grim satisfaction.
one of them has avoided speaking to me since a friend knocked at, no kidding, 10pm. i did not hear and she arrived at the door in pajamas and fluffy slippers ranting about how he should just call me to let him in. he tells her to remove the pole from her arse and walks past her.
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are you doing anything for your birthday?
and if so, when are you doing it?
i need to know when to start making excuses for not being able to afford presents ^~
<3x
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most of my celebrations end in alcohol, drug or tony-related disaster.
this year i'm going to cut my losses, by a bag of herb and sit somewhwere countryfied and blunt it.
you'll see me soon though.
p.s. SCARLING MAY OMGMOGMG
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even if i have to wait til scarling. to give it to you.
:p <3x
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The whole "meeting new people" thing never seems to work very well for me. I'm getting a flat with some friends next year so I can leave these fuckers behind.
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what a world :/
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Jeez, how can anyone take these people seriously? :/
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Try finding an annoying habit - like spitting in their food, leaving your pubes in the shower, masturbating loudly. All these are fun things to escalate the situation so that they fuck off for the holidays back to daddy. Putting added peroxide in their hair dye/shampoo is also fun, it leads to green hair if you use the right one.
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one of them has avoided speaking to me since a friend knocked at, no kidding, 10pm. i did not hear and she arrived at the door in pajamas and fluffy slippers ranting about how he should just call me to let him in. he tells her to remove the pole from her arse and walks past her.
i kicked him but really, she should.
nigella lawson has big boobz lol omg
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