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Jul 05, 2009 00:13

Clinics are nuthouses at the best of times. I've had the woman who thought a D&C was where the President lived, the patient who described her husband's massive myocardial infarct as a 'massive internal fart'. The one who liberally applied KY Jelly to her toast.So far today? Seventeen patients TTFO, and I've stopped counting the totally unnecessary ( Read more... )

ttfo, 4th walled, i could kill you with a bubble, cursed, proctology, clinic duty, doctoring, vanilla bear seeks chocolate bear

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unfetteredly July 4 2009, 23:44:56 UTC

Can't blame a girl for knowing what she likes, can you? I wouldn't.

worksmart July 4 2009, 23:47:15 UTC

Depends. Liking KY with her morning slice does start to raise alarms.

unfetteredly July 4 2009, 23:51:18 UTC

We're not talking about having a go in the morning, are we.

worksmart July 4 2009, 23:55:50 UTC

It wouldn't be a euphemism I'm familiar with.

Caspian?

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voice; cal_sitter July 4 2009, 23:49:12 UTC

With or without general anethesia?

voice; worksmart July 4 2009, 23:53:05 UTC

Haven't decided yet.

Re: voice; cal_sitter July 4 2009, 23:55:32 UTC

Decision to be dependent on how frivolous their claims are?

voice; worksmart July 4 2009, 23:58:56 UTC

With any luck there'll be no decision to be made. They're not a lot more fun for me than for the patient.

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