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[worldinfernofs]

ok..so a priest goes for a haircut and after it's all done he asks the barber, "how much do i owe you?" and the barber thinks and says, "for a priest...it's free" so the priest leaves and comes back later with a bible for the barber. then a minister comes for a haircut and asks how much he owes. he is told it's free for ministers so he leaves and

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[billybanned]

zing!

[flaggey]

This reminds me of a cab ride on the way to see Erik Petersen...

[infamous_dan]

i know you hear this a lot. but i love you david bilmas

Here's a priest joke I heard from a Englishman

[ramystein]

Ok, so a priest and his friend are hanging out together and they are talking. The Priest then says to his friend how he really needs to go fishing. He asks his friend if he'll sit in on the confession booth for him during the day so he can go and fish without being bothered. The friend goes "well, I dunno" and the priest says "come on, it's easy, just sit tehre and listen to people's problems." The friend then says "alright, I'll do it."

So, the priest goes off to go fishing and the friend goes into the confession booth. A woman comes in and sits down. She says "forgive me fatehr for I have sinned. I have given a blowjob to another man who is not my husband. What should I do?" So, the friend is kinda confused as to what to say. He doesnt know how many hail marys and what not to tell the woman to do so he goes out and looks around. The friend calls over a alter boy and asks "hey, how much does the priest usually give for blowjobs?" The altar boy responds "usually a hersey bar and 2 pieces of candy."

(insert rim shot sound from drums

yet another preist joke...

[anonymous]

A preist, rabbi, and minister are on a plane with a boy's choir. It's a small private plane on it's way to a concert. The plane hits unexpected turbulence and begins to fall from the sky. The three holy men begin to panic when they find only three parachutes. The rabbi says, "Three parachutes, we're saved!" The preist says, "But what about the boy's choir?" The minister replies, "Fuck the boys choir!" The preist then says, "Is there time?!"