Once again, I fucking hate 50 Cent. He is a fucking idiot. A fucking worthless piece of shit moron who shouldn't be allowed to open his fat fucking mouth. What a fucking dickless shit-eater. How can someone conceivably be so goddamn putridly stupid? He might have no brain. No fucking brain. Inside his skull, there's just a hand, stroking on ( Read more... )

I guess we all already knew that. Or could've guessed that.

But that fucking asslicker actually said, "The New Orleans disaster was meant to happen. It was an act of God."

We don't need our hip-hop megastars also spewing that disgusting nonsense along with the religious fucking psychopaths.

I might actually go puke.

I was waiting for the bus at my corner. As I peered down the street, ignoring that a-watched-pot-boiling thing, a huge plume of smoke rises from the sides of buildings. It's a cloud big enough to be spotted easily from the twelve or so blocks away that I was. I couldn't be bothered enough, though, to find out what it was about as my bus pulled ( Read more... )

So, on a friend's livejournal, they were posting about a show they were playing. And one of the bands, whose name I already forget, says: So-And-So (ex-Milemarker)

Does that mean that fucking band broke up?

Holy shit, I hope so.

Am I crazy?

There used to be a website (at least one, if not more) that had videos of MTV's The State. Like, fuckin', ALL of them. You could download EVERY skit, every episode. Now I can't find it ANYWHERE!

What happened??

Does anyone know???

It is imperative I find this one skit to pass along to a friend!

Okay, so you know what's silly ( Read more... )

I had an overwhelming weekend so full of kickball, Sparks, guitar, sex, basketball, sleep deprivation, diners, buffoonery, and fun that I had to play hooky yesterday... so's as I could do even more of it. Now I'm going out every night this week in attempt to stretch this past weekend into next and officially rule my life a constant party ( Read more... )

This is, like, the nine millionth fucking time I'm trying to post this... fuck livejournal.......

I found out that Ted Leo played Conan two weeks ago. I should be able to find a video of this SOMEwhere on the internet, no? How do I do this?

I don't mean to bring up Beach Boys/Brian Wilson issues again, but this is plaguing me. Honestly, it's hurting my head to think about (or maybe it's the hangover ( Read more... )

Owwwwww.