after much deliberation i decided that it is far easier to find taxi and space ghost on ebay for cheap while the young ones is always rather pricey so i decided to put my best buy reward dollars towards it ( Read more... )

here's some superb advice

if yr pants are about to fall off...stop, drop, and roll.

they cannot fall off horizontally

( against me! in toronto )

David, I have given you an incomplete for the moment, since I am missing your papers on oil company positions on global warming; opposition to AnWAR and recent wretched excesses. Perhaps you handed these in, but I cannot find them. As of now, you have an A- (notwithstanding your enthusiasm for what others might call eco-terrorism), and I suspect ( Read more... )

i just solved the transit strike problem

just watch the news tomorrow to find out how

actually i'll save you the time:

the TWU is going to prop the city up on an incline in whatever direction you need to be walking
their demands are going to be met in no time

secret santa mix ( Read more... )

so toronto
come say hey
i will probably be at the opera house most of tomorrow

i wear the same thing everyday
so i won't be hard to find


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i wonder if i won the king kong millions
if i did i really don't need to go to work right now

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'When the cities are gone, he thought, and all the ruckus has died away, when sunflowers push through the concrete and asphalt of the forgotten interstate freeways, when the kremlin and the pentagon are turned into nursing homes for generals, presidents and other such shitheads, when the glass-aluminum skyscraper tombs of Phoenix Arizona barely ( Read more... )