chocolate milk recipe:

fill mouth about 3/4 with milk. do not swallow.
add chocolate syrup. do not swallow.
close mouth
shake head vigorously
swallow
wait for laughter and applause.
enter cody lambert

if you aren't going to school this semester and know how to drum you can be in an albatross

they are looking for a new drummer

an_albatross23@hotmail.com

in case of rain come to my house for the show todaisy

i'll have it in the garage or something

vive le violence: you're weird.
ARRRRU486: knock knock
ARRRRU486: orange
ARRRRU486: knock knock
ARRRRU486: orange
ARRRRU486: knock knock
ARRRRU486: orange
ARRRRU486: knock knock
ARRRRU486: banana
ARRRRU486: wait
ARRRRU486: i messed up

my next day off i am riding my bike from my house to new york city

who wants to come with?

rats have no gall-bladders. they cannot burp or vomit ( Read more... )

ok..so a priest goes for a haircut and after it's all done he asks the barber, "how much do i owe you?" and the barber thinks and says, "for a priest...it's free" so the priest leaves and comes back later with a bible for the barber. then a minister comes for a haircut and asks how much he owes. he is told it's free for ministers so he leaves and ( Read more... )

1934
Nation

water park tomorrow (8.9)

www.tomahawklake.com

11 am or so

i feel like i need to straighten something out:

i almost never answer my cell phone. i'm actually surprised so many of you have the number.

i motion that you forget the number

this is the only number you should call:
914.693.4354