I just found out Ol' Dirty Bastard (aka Dirt McGirt, Big Baby Jesus, Osirus, Russell Jones) died Saturday afternoon ( Read more... )

Yesterday at the pet store I bought a toy that has to be the greatest dog toy ever. A grunting mallard (duck?). I shit you not. The thing is as big as a real duck, and when you squeeze it the honks ( Read more... )

I've been thinking about this for a while, but the recent shows on MTV (I want a famous face) and Fox (The Swan) have convinced me that this is a road I want to travel.

I am going to get plastic surgery... So I look like Jamie Farr.


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I recently heard some stupid celebrity on one of those interview shows waxing poetic about chronic depression and bipolar disorder and how many/most famous artists have been plagued with some kind of mental disease. "Perhaps it allows you to access those emotions the normal people cannot readily feel ( Read more... )

Sometimes I forget the meaning of words that are fun to use. Then I look them up in the dictionary, only to utter "oh yeah, that's what that means ( Read more... )

Last night Dan and I were talking about sex, condoms, and whatnot and I actually used the phrase (in regard to having not ever gotten a girl pregnant) I'm 0 for at least a few hundred times, I figure that's not so bad ( Read more... )

I'd like to take a moment and thank the female sex as a whole for smelling good. You may not think you smell good, but trust me, you do.

Like flowers.

Today whilst listening to track eleven (Justify My Thug) off of the Jay-Z Black Album, I heard a very poignant line ( Read more... )

Last night I dreamt I was in a relationship with Christina Aguilera. Now, I don't have an overwhelming attraction to her, but in my dream she was really quite nice. When I first asked her out and she was into me I specifically thought in my head these kind of things only happen to me since that does seem like something that would happen to me... ( Read more... )

Pssshhh who cares about that when ODB is on the web. http://www.vh1.com/artists/news/1484575/01232004/ol_dirty_bastard.jhtml check it.