"I don't want a cellphone! They always go off in public places, and everyone thinks your one of 'those' assholes."
"No, they'll know you're one of those assholes, and frankly, it's time you gave people some kind of warning. Rattlesnakes have rattles, porcupines have quills, and assholes have cellphones or Jesus fish on their cars."
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