Finding prey

[worm3rd]

I decided I could use some intercourse, so I went to the usual place I go to when seeking girls who will allow me to kill them after our intimate date - a coffee shop behind a book store. It's relatively easy - I just look for the ones writing senseless poetry, pick whichever one I feel like having, and walk up and say "do you want to have sex and

Comments

[anonymous]

You're silly.

[worm3rd]

Stop being anonymous and let me kill you.

[anonymous]

You cannot kill anonymous people? I thought you had more skills than that...

[worm3rd]

Well, I can still kill them, I'm just not sure which ones I've killed afterwards.

[anonymous]

Why would that matter?

[worm3rd]

Fine. It wouldn't matter. But it's not like I'm not doing my fair share of killing a bunch of random people on a daily basis. Hopefully your time comes soon.

another anonymous

[anonymous]

so do you kill people like a super-sweet ninja? because that would be sweet... and by that i mean i totally awesome.