Valley girl massacre.

[worm3rd]

I went to a valley girl convention, and it took place on what used to be a golf field, so it was pretty secluded. It didn't feel secluded, because as I walked amongst them I kept hearing loud voices saying stuff like "oh my God Jenny I just got my nails look" "I love Davey so much but he's at his friend's house for the week..." "I totally don't

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[anonymous]

Ah, But how many donkeys did you kill? thats the question

[worm3rd]

There were no donkeys present to the best of my knowledge, although it is entirely possible that donkeys could have been generous participants in the breeding of some of the specimens that I terminated.

[zappyflappy]

Jesus fucking christ your journal ist krieg.