Running marathon.

[worm3rd]

There was some kind of a running marathon for charity or something, and it spanned over a long enough distance for people to break up and run in groups of a few at a time, or sometimes alone. I hid in the bushes closer to the end of their path, and whenever I saw people running I jumped out and stabbed them in the face and threw their bodies into

Comments

[roxydehart]

does stabbing in the face work better? wouldn't they die faster if you stabbed them in the chest or sliced a vital organ?

[worm3rd]

Stabbing in the face provides a greater comical relief, and it still works just as effectively if professionally executed by trained hands such as my own. I mean, I've killed a person with a stick of chewing gum once, I can make a stab in the face work.

[roxydehart]

how did the chewing gum killing work? and what brand did you use? I hear certain brands bring more sting to the pain.

[worm3rd]

Oh, I do not trust brands. It was homemade.