Comments | worm3rd: Griding death.

worm3rd

Griding death.

Jun 21, 2005 14:10

I forged some paperwork and got accepted as a substitute for an adult ed class. When I was finally called in, I showed up with four objects: a strong door lock, a three-pronged garden cultivator claw, and two earplugs. Once I took attendance, I locked the door, put in my earplugs, and began scraping the chalkboard. I watched everyone collapse on ( Read more... )

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tiggyknowsbest June 22 2005, 04:34:22 UTC

I'm not sure but I think that it might be considered 3 objects, seeing as how the earplugs are sort of the same thing. Like if you buy a 12 pack of beer, you can still go to the 10 items or less line because its only considered 1 item....

worm3rd June 22 2005, 04:53:39 UTC

That's because the 12-pack is an item comprised of smaller items. It only had one barcode, and that's logical for shopping checkout. However, when you bring it home, you do not open "it" up and drink "it" down, you instead open up all the individual beers and drink "them" down, twelve times total.

I wasn't carrying an earplug container or anything, I just had the two plugs. If you're wearing your shoes and underwear, are you wearing only two items according to your logic?

orb375 June 22 2005, 05:39:58 UTC

yay shoes and underwear!

tiggyknowsbest June 23 2005, 05:05:09 UTC

Yes only two items according to my logic... I would not consider shoes and underwear 3 items, would you? I mean besides a man with one leg, one shoe isn't very useful. Neither is one ear plug, that is unless you were deaf in one ear. Do to a recent ear plug shopping spree, I've also come to the conclusion that they sell them in pairs, you cannot buy just one which by default makes my logic logical.

worm3rd June 23 2005, 09:56:04 UTC

Your logic is nonsensical! I would not sell boots to you if I were in a position to sell you boots because you would not be able to appreciate them for their uniqueness!

In the case of a chariot with two horses attached, would you refer to them as one horse?

By far, the funniest killing spree thus far! anonymous June 22 2005, 15:39:43 UTC

LOL . Next time sing Lambchop's Play Along Theme Song to your class. That'll annoy them so much they won't be able to stand it. Oh wait, you don't want to annoy. You want to kill...meh.

Re: By far, the funniest killing spree thus far! worm3rd June 22 2005, 18:54:06 UTC

Well, actually I was trying to kill them by annoying them, but I didn't have time to check the pulses of everyone whom I didn't whack in the face to see if they had in fact died from being annoyed past their limits. Besides, knowing the society, most of the people in the class would probably sing along and it would ultimately hurt me more than it would hurt them.

Re: By far, the funniest killing spree thus far! roxydehart June 25 2005, 05:43:03 UTC

or you could have just played rap music like they do at Gitmo.