Comments | worm3rd: Third shift grocery store.

worm3rd

Third shift grocery store.

Jun 23, 2005 00:47

I went to a 24/7 grocery store where there was no one present except graveyard shift stockers. I picked up a frozen turkey and went isle to isle whacking the workers over the head with it. The conversation would go like this ( Read more... )

Comments 7

orb375 June 23 2005, 06:00:25 UTC

ooh, sexy...

myg0t_advil June 23 2005, 06:55:13 UTC

why didn't you kill the cashier first. then break the scanning table and use prisms and mirrors to concentrate the laser inside it toward to the workers. then use it to cut them into pieces?

thats what i would have done..anyway.

worm3rd June 23 2005, 09:24:16 UTC

That's an excellent idea. I think I will try that next time, after they respawn.

myg0t_advil June 23 2005, 09:32:56 UTC

no respawn point irl :(

worm3rd June 23 2005, 09:48:49 UTC

Oh noes =(

hankmurphy June 23 2005, 20:47:32 UTC

only I had to jump on top of the scanning table first

I *HATE* when I have to do that. Sometimes you have to clear the rack of AOL CD's and Star magazine before you can get up there. Wastes too much time that could be used in attaining critical gib mass.

juliejulesjulia June 23 2005, 21:01:52 UTC

More food killings, you're a regular Turkey a la King.