DOILY AMNESTY.

[wormikins]

FOR THE ATTENTION OF ALL:

Midnight tomorrow my doilies better be in my posession. I won't harm you much if I get them back before then. I'm not a threatening man. Usually.

But you should all be warned that I have knitting needles of various shapes and sizes. I'm not opposed to getting some bodily fluids on them.

Comments

[moopylunin]

I think I saw Gilderoy Lockhart with your doilies. He had someone's doilies at any rate.

[wormikins]

Nah, I poked him until he cried interrogated him already. That was a dress for his teddy bear. And I don't have a hot pink doily anyway.

[moopylunin]

Oh well, that's sort of a relief.

... Teddy bear? It's not called Aloysius is it?

[istuffmypants]

Filch is using them to make a nest for his cat.

[filthy_old_man]

MOI CAT HATES YOU.

[ihavebigprongs]

Ew.