Thank fucking god for pilgrims.

Happy thanksgiving everyone.

Oh yeah,Why do they call cranberry sauce...SAUCE??It's more like...a...solid...jiggly thing...?

i eat it plain?

I discovered lots of annoying things tonight and also last night ( Read more... )

There are two ways for you to grow up and stop acting like an ass:
1. grow up
2. stop acting like an ass

Whitney called me and made me laugh..She is currently talking about chicken feathers..or something weird...
ha...creep..
I Just got off the phone with alan.He's a good kid.He predicted my future.I hope it actually turns out like that...
Thanks guys!

I do not regret the things i've done,but those..i did NOT do.

TrueInfidelities: hi
Bikini the Kill: ...ugh...
TrueInfidelities: uhh?
Bikini the Kill: infidelities...

Shoot me.

My dad got the TV in my room to work.

BIG mistake...I'm NEVER comming out.

My dad just totally walked in on me rapping..

I TOTALLY WANT YOU TO COME OVER.

..Can you sit through this?or is it gonna be to deep?do ya ever use common sense?it comes preety cheap..If i speak more clearly...if i make more sense...will you just shut your mouth?,..you wont come across so dense.

"well today i was standing at the sink and i zoned out, when i came back i was scrubbing my face with a toothbrush ( Read more... )