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6th bushel | You can pick your friends...
[Should you find your way to Albright Lane today, you will find Miss Elly splayed out in a most unladylike fashion in the front yard of her home. She is in a simple sundress, arms and legs wide--and dirty!--, looking up at the sun. She's desperately trying to soak up its rays. If you drop by, say hello ( Read more... ) -
5th bushel | I WANT TO GO HOME!
[Elly wakes up, and the horror of the day before comes back to her. She begins frantically rampaging around the house, knocking the phone off the hook in the process.]
Where is it? Where is it? WHERE IS MY DRESS?[Her voice finally gets louder, as she's found the dress Yuuka gave her, one little tear on the bottom hem, the lace shredded. She ( Read more... ) -
4th bushel | You don't scare me!
I--I won't let anything hurt my garden! If you people think some--some crazy creeps running around in the streets will make me stop defending my family, you'll just have to try and see!
[Elly can be found in a frilly, full-skirted plaid dress, topped with a BIG ribbon at the collar ( Read more... ) -
2nd bushel | YUUKA LIKES ME BETTER
[Residents of Mayfield, you may notice that rather large sunflowers have mysteriously sprung up in the back yard of 1645 Albright Lane. You can totes see them over the fence!
If you try to get in, you'll probably be found out. Family members, of course, are welcome to walk on over near--but not into--the sea of green and yellow.] -
1st bushel | Fuck you and the horse you dragged me here with
[Snorting loudly, the Porter of Mugenkan awakens...
SHE IS DISPLEASED. This is not the apple tree she fell asleep on the clock under.
This phone thing looks good to scream at. She's already yelled at everything else in the house.]
Yuuka? Mistress Yuuka? YUUKA-SAMA?