As promised

[worstficever]

I keep on telling everybody and making all these promises to update when things are going well so here are two positive stories about good things in my life. Enjoy them while you can because tomorrow you may get hit by a bus and die

Comments

[al_shmal_my_pal]

comment 1: thats fantastic! im amazed that a big-wig like that remembered a douche like you...j/k! hopefully he will come through!! :)

comment the second: hurray for this one too!!! i mean, what were people thinking??? they know damn well that you are the only one who knows wtf they are doing! no one can run SMAC shizzle the way you can!

p.s. i would have taken all of this on my pie plate and sucked it...however, you went to Baker's without me.
p.s. "talk yas"....still not working, so STOP TRYING IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

[worstficever]

response numero uno: I know right! Who know that there is hope that I'll amount to something after all! I may be a contender

[al_shmal_my_pal]

FUCK YOU!!!! i ill not back off yo grill!!! yeah, i still got pie...but so what? it was jewel pie, i stare at jewel pie every fucking day of my life....i wanted baker's pie....taki, you couldnt wait for me??

hehe ^_^

and i meant to put a second "p" in the "p.s." thing, but i forgot...way to point out my other shortcomings...i HATE you, sir...and i most certainly will not sleep my way to the top through you! i will find some other self-important/righteous/absorbed person to do that with!

P. mother fucking S. no, i am NOT addicted to pee...only you are b/c you are a freak of nature! now bidet sir!

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I SAID BIDET!!!!!!!!!

You Made Me Cry, You Bastards!!!!!!

[younglizbeth]

Meghan and I are literally sobbing because we are laughing so goddamn hard at you guys and your comments!!!

No, Ali, Taki cannot wait for you. You had a neck lump for a twin, so you scare people.

And, no, Brandon, we do not all engage in (or like) Golden Showers. That's just you, k bye.

[al_shmal_my_pal]

CURSE YOU NECK LUMP!!!!

*shakes fists at the heavens*