scandal.

[worstpiesever]

Ugh - I feel absolutely vile! Unwanted advances aplenty. Where's Mr. T when I need 'im? Prob'ly skulkin' about his room, 'avin' a bit of bloodplay all by himself. Useless thing.

Comments

[honorableturpin]

Mrs. Lovett, you are a VERY attractive woman. Maybe one day when the shop is closed, you could come over...

[worstpiesever]

An' do wot exactly?

[bluemountebank]

At least you a-know you will not a-have a-them from a-me, signora.

[worstpiesever]

I best remember not to get drunk 'round you, too. Jus' to be on the safe side.

[bluemountebank]

I assure you a-signora, I am a-not a-like a-that. Don't a-tell Mr. Fogg. He's a-crazy, he is.

[worstpiesever]

Well that's comfortin' to know.

[haveasweetie]

It sounds to me like Mr. Todd has a few sadistic tendencies of his own... Do I need to stop by for an observation?

[worstpiesever]

Oh no. I like 'im jus' the way 'e is, sir.

[haveasweetie]

Ah, yea, well. Perhaps I should, just to be on the safe side... Wouldn't want a madman slaughtering all of London, now would we?

[worstpiesever]

You shouldn't 'ave to worry about Mr. T, sir, I assure you.

*does some reassuring in the only way she knows best*

[beadle_dumpling]

Ah psh. You'll come around eventuallay and succumb to my charms.

I'm tired of bloody paying for it...

[worstpiesever]

The day that happens? That'll be the day the fires of Hell freeze over.

[beadle_dumpling]

Ooo, burn.

... Frigid cow.

[worstpiesever]

Slimy git.

[hungryasalways]

So I've decided that I like really tall men dressed in blue that talk funny.

You should be protected, ma'am! You're too pretty to not have someone round!

[worstpiesever]

Aww! Well - congratulations to you, deary. I'm happy for you.

Oh - but I do 'ave someone around. 'e jus' doesn't realize it yet.

[hungryasalways]

Of course I'll probably be locked up.

Well you should pop him in the head wif that rollin' pin of yours. Knock a bit 'o sense into him.

[worstpiesever]

...That's a good idea, love.

A very good idea.