scandal.

[worstpiesever]

Ugh - I feel absolutely vile! Unwanted advances aplenty. Where's Mr. T when I need 'im? Prob'ly skulkin' about his room, 'avin' a bit of bloodplay all by himself. Useless thing.

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[onlycaughttwice]

I'm agreein with you, Mrs. Lovett. All this talk's right inappropriate for a little feller my age.

*listens intently*

[worstpiesever]

Go on into the kitchen an' help yourself to some food, love. My treat.

[onlycaughttwice]

Thanks very much! Knew all this ruckus would be good for something.

*eats and eavesdrops*

[worstpiesever]

You're very welcome, dear.

An' about that job? You start tomorrow.

[gandergander]

I cannot being to apologize for you coming across my chat with Pirelli.

Don't... Don't tell Johanna?

[worstpiesever]

Your secret's safe with me, love. An' anyone else who heard it, I'm sure.