The Blue Casebook -- Events

Jul 02, 2011 00:07

Damian Wayne's Blue Casebook
Notes on my interactions with the inhabitants of this strange new world.
aka the activity log for witchesreign.

[x] I arrive on this strange planet, and meet some of the inhabitants.  Most appear to be from other worlds like myself.  Most are also a waste of my time.

[x] My meal in the cafeteria was interrupted by the incessant chattering of three natives.  Upon asking for them to stop, I was forced to resort to a show of strength.  Not surprisingly, they were weak.  My knife was then confiscated by some sort of anthropomorphic creature (hedgehog, perhaps?) and was given an unnecessary lecture.  Who prevents a student from defending themselves in a military school?  Also, annoying girls got off scott free.  How is that fair?

[x] Was accosted walking to my dorm today by a transsexual trying to run for Homecoming Princess (whatever that is).  Attempts to avoid confrontation were unsuccessful.  Upon discovering the homecoming princess was, in fact, a man, I simply asked if she was eligible to run at all, a question which was greeted with theatrics and a dismissal.  What is wrong with the students here?

[x] Had to rescue a student in the training center.  The gullible idiot was suckered into believing new students were given spores in their brains, or some other nonsense, and that committing suicide by monster was the way to get it out.  Or something.  I confiscated the kitchen knife in his possession.  It is nothing like the knife I had confiscated from me, but will do in the meantime.

[x] Came across a girl on the quadrangle today.  She appeared dead, so I went to check her pulse.  Instead, I discovered she had randomly fallen asleep.  Supposedly not narcoletpic, but I have my doubts.  She seems quite odd, as she owns a dog but chose not to name him.

[x] The aforementioned transsexual posted a long-winded explanation about homosexuality and transsexuality on the school's internet.  This was clearly directed at me and our original confrontation.  Attempts to call her out on the matter resulted in more theatrics their logging off.  I doubt this will be the last of the issue.

[x] Attempts to read The Art of War on the school's quadrangle resulted instead of people accosting me over my choice of reading.  I do not understand why everyone seemed to find it so interesting--it is a book of military strategy, and we are at a military school.  I am fear my "classmates" may be no smarter than the snot-nosed brats I have seen on the streets of Gotham.

[x] Ran into Drake's best friend in the hallway today.  Despite the fact we share a room (note to self: remedy deplorable living conditions), we had yet to share a conversation.  He is nothing like Drake's files and Batcave footage lead me to believe.   This can potentially work to my benefit.  My father has an alien, Drake has an alien, even Batgirl has an alien.  Why shouldn't I have an alien as well?

[x] Discovered that Drake has arrived in the Garden.  No doubt he showed up just to make my life even more difficult.  Why couldn't it have been Grayson, instead?  All he did was rehash the foolish notion that my father was still alive, and does not understand that he needs to stop this foolishness.

[x] Spoke with someone on the BBS who posted a video of their cat drinking some sort of liquid and complaining about it.  Did not appear to understand the basics of English spelling.

[x] While training I came across a girl with blue hair.  It appeared to be natural.  She also appears to be alien in origin.  Should investigate further.

[x] Met a boy with a large burn scar in the cafeteria today.  Attempts to make light conversation with him led to him making paranoid exclamations about myself and the topic of conversation.  What is wrong with the people at this school?

[x]  A blonde SeeD or Instructor gave me a hard time in the courtyard today after I asked where I would be able to acquire a magazine similar to the one he was reading.  I will try to avoid him in the future--he is incapable of giving a straight answer.  Had a well-cared for, highly crafted gunblade at his side.

[x] Spoke with two people about wishing to return home on the BBS.  According to the original poster, his world no longer exists.  The second, Sharpay Evans, or so said the signature, is running for Homecoming Queen with boxing instructor Tom Bronson.

[x] Spoke to a girl, Tomoyo Daidouji, on the BBS.  She appears to be cheerfully optimistic.  A female Colin type, perhaps?


[x]
Ran into a frightened girl, Rikku, in the quadrangle.  I was able to comfort her and acquaint her with her new surroundings.  She is quite afraid of thunder.

[x] Drake and I fought after Drake refused to leave my room.  Our fight spanned from my room to the ballroom to the quadrangle.  I would have won had Superboy not stepped in.  Allen kept appearing throughout the fight.  I am now beginning to wonder if he is truly friends with Drake at all.

[x] Grayson arrived today.  Apparently he has been here for quite some time, but has been off traveling the world.  Took me to the infirmary to be examined, despite explaining to him that I was fine.  I missed him.

[x] Received a kitten from a random man in the hallway today.  He appeared to have an unwanted litter, and was giving them away like presents.  The kitten I  received is white, and I have named him named Dusan.

[x] Ran into a man in the training room practicing with Nunchaku.  I showed him the proper way to use it.

[x] Apparently Pennyworth became the school's cook.  I suppose he is a better choice than the previous cook, but I still fail to see why everyone praises his cooking so much.  He helped me find rabbit meat for Dusan, and prepared butter raisin scones for my consumption.

[x] Dealt with a boisterous student who was complaining in the library.  Why am I unable to read somewhere in peace?

acitivity log, witchesreign

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