"All right, now..." -Matt, who then wanders off

*passes* -Time

"Were you ever gonna finish that 'all right, now?'" -Steve

"Is there anything I could do?" -Steve

"No... unless you let me rip Greg's arms off and beat Chris to death with them." -Me

"Damn. Too bad you don't like giving blow jobs when you're mad. If I ever find a woman like that, I'm gonna marry her." -Steve

"It's gonna snow again on Wednesday." -Steve

"Fuck. Why do you tell me these things?" -Me

"I figure I'll get all your mad out at once so you can be nice again." -Steve

"By the way, thanks. I've got to do everything half-assed today, because you just chewed half my ass off." -Steve, to me

*Yesterday Greg tells everyone that every time I speak to him, he remembers he's glad to be single. All day*

"That was just fucking brutal. Or do you think he meant it in a Polish kind of way that the rest of us don't understand?" -Steve

"I'd rather rip one of Greg's arms off and use it to beat Chris to death with." -Steve

"That's terribly unethical, but I'm fine with it." -Steve, after listening to one of Matt's schemes to avoid paying for material certs.

"I just don't want to hear that shit." -Steve, putting his earplugs in.

"What?" -Me, in confusion

"Greg just announced to Jeff that he was done with women. He's decided to go gay all of a sudden. I really don't want to even think about that." -Steve

"I feel better blaming the Polack for everything." -Steve, cause Greg scrapped some bodies again

"I have a brand new complete set of patience today." -Steve, feeling optimistic on his birthday

"Don't kid yourself, you're gonna need it." -Jeff