"Correct. That's exactly what I was trying to say, but without the words." -Allen, making no sense at all

"If you can't fucking listen to what I mean instead of what I say, you should just fuck off and die." -Me, to Steve

"You know that noise rabbits make when you kill it?" -Steve

"Is coolant toxic?" -John

"It might be. I affects some people and not others." -Steve

"So if I drink a gallon of it, I'll be okay?" -John

"I don't know. Not even Greg's tried that yet." -Steve

"Whatever happened to that weasel?" -Matt

"You'll have to narrow it down." -Steve

"The one from Germany." -Matt

"That still doesn't help." -Steve

"He was holding the door way too long when God was handing out brains." -Allen, about (who else?) Greg

"Give me the paperwork. I don't want any blood on it." -Steve, to me, after Greg pissed me off.

"Get out!" -Me, to Steve

"Well, if you're gonna be that way about it, I'll just take my bubbly personality out there." -Steve

"Would you work here if you didn't have to?" -Steve

"Hell, no. I'll marry Greg and have him keep me." -Me

"You mean I get to call him partner? I can't wait." -Steve

*Speechless with shock.* -Me

"To kill him." -Steve

"We're going to a Christmas party tonight. Should I be nice, or should I be myself?" -Steve