IN TODAY'S WASHINGTON POST EXPRESS

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* This Story Not About Terri Schiavo

Pinellas Park, Fla.--In a shocking turn of events today, the world's media outlets have decided to run stories not related to the continuing Terri Schiavo saga on their front pages. It has now been twelve days since the feeding tube was removed from the terminal vegetable and unwitting cause celebre"

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[eme_kah]

Yupi! (That's Yay in Spanish.)

[wperoundup]

Is it really? YAYAYAY!

[eme_kah]

Yes, where I'm from. Think about it. In Spanish "yay" sounds too much like "ayayay" which is what you'd shout if, say, your parrot was dead or you were caught in the back of a truck by the Migra. Okay, that's not funny. Sorry. Ay!

[wperoundup]

Or if your tacos are too spicy! AY CARAMBA!!!

[bonoboboy]

Kids Fatter, Less Criminal Than 30 Years Ago

I guess it's too hard for fat kids to commit crimes? Hey, it's the solution to much of the world's crime problem - just force feed everyone into gluttony!

[wperoundup]

Exactly! That will make the Christian Right happy!

[bonoboboy]

Since they're all fat bastards themselves?

[wperoundup]

Well I don't know about that, but they do seem all up in arms about force-feeding recently.

[pinwiz]

First new WPRoundup, then the announcement that Doctor Who has been renewed after one episode? *boing*

[wperoundup]

Oh, YAY!! I still haven't seen the new Who. SOMEONE IN THE U.S. HAD BETTER PICK IT UP!!!

sob

[pinwiz]

BitTorrent it, already!

[wperoundup]

Or I could do that.

downloading

[anonymous]

YAY! Great to see you ND!

[wperoundup]

YAY!!! It's great to see you, too! Even though I don't know who you are.

[impyvixen]

*squeal*

again, i love you! *mwah*

[wperoundup]

YAY!!!