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[wraith_six]

Men Are Just Happier People.

Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal. You

Comments

[kryptonianscion]

Greatest.

Post.

Ever.

[redheadedhobbit]

this is hysterical. and true. and, really, makes me a bit jealous. -not of being a man, but of how much simpler it all is for you people.

[wraith_six]

yeah, we've got it great, us guys.

[tabascosaucesex]

/sniff

It's soooo true... fucking men. They get everything.