INVOICE ( Read more... )

I think this is the best story I have ever read.

The Taming of the Jordan
  By Jay Pinkerton

I'm at Guardian Drugs a little over a half hour ago buying some cleaning supplies and razor blades. As I walk out of an aisle, a little kid in a stroller takes a particularly vicious kick at my shin. It hurts like a bastard, and I immediately utter a curse ( Read more... )

For the record, I'm not dead.

BATMAN sits perched on a gothic tower in a thunderstorm, hunched next to gargoyle as rain drips off cowl. Behind him lightning slices through blackness, incandescent. He stares up at a dark cloud-harbored sky, where the batsignal floats as if on water.

BATMAN: [thinking] "If this is about the Joker again -- I swear..."

BATMAN sails through ( Read more... )

Soundtrack to my movie ( Read more... )

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THREE NAMES YOU GO BY ( Read more... )

Men Are Just Happier People.

Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal. You ( Read more... )

You Are The Devil
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There is a god.