In the end I didn't need a wraithchild tracking device, Uner has been employed by a master of evil.

In the absence of a minion of my own, I've decided to take up the family trade of being a servant of evil. :D

My new employer wants me to create a giant "SHINY" magnet, because he wants "all the SHINIES in all of arda ( Read more... )

Hmm. Uner is no where to be found. Not even in the kitchens.

Time to make a wraithchild tracking device...

One eye of newt...a sprinkle of ferret kidneys...

POOF

*tastes*

Hmm. Needs more salt. *adds*

Now... where's Uner?

Daddy gave us a baby for Uner to eat. Uner is still hungry though and the lunch!baby was not of the wraithy kind.

I am still quite disappointed.

Perhaps it got delayed in the post. Hmm.

Daddy seems to have not delivered on his promise of babyfood for Uner ( Read more... )

Daddy promised us the new wraithbaby. So far this new wraithbaby has not arrived.
What am I going to experiment on? What is Uner going to eat?

::fumes::

Minas Tirith is very interesting. I have not however procured new test subjects, so I shall have to continue with sticking electrodes into Uner.

Uner is hungry and like the good sibling that I am, I tried to procure fresh baby for it to eat.

And for me to study the effects of wraith cannibalism.

Unfortunately, I have not been able to procure any baby.

Uner! To Minas Tirith! Someone is bound to have many babies there!

::pokes Uner::

::attaches electrodes::

Today Uner, we shall investigate how wraithchildred respond to pain. I have my mallet and notebook. Are you ready?

Hmm. Preliminary experiments show that in absence of wraithparents, wraithchildren should be nice to their absent babysitter.

Hmmm