CHRISTMAS SHOPPING = WORLD WAR III x NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST x MASS ANTHRAX INFECTION x END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT.
Seriously. Bawling kids with sticky hands, red-faced parents elbowing
through aisles, inept salespeople who try your patience...it was a
miracle I lasted 5 and a half hours shopping without killing anyone
. But thanks to the skills I
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